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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:00
No, not a chance
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Dazzling Royal Diamonds and Pearls to Celebrate Trooping the Colour in London - The Court Jeweller
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Once-a-week pill for schizophrenia shows promise in clinical trials - MIT News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
New discovery at the Grand Canyon has rewritten geology textbooks - Earth.com
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Trump faces backlash from Maga base after strikes on Iran - Financial Times
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Oilers-Panthers tale of the tape: Who has the edge in Cup Final rematch? - theScore.com
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Americans Could See Electric Bills Jump 4% in the Summer Heat - PYMNTS.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What’s the best way to get over someone you love?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Then came..
Does Taylor Swift actually play the guitar, or is it a prop?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Can Japan hold on to its ‘indispensable’ companies? - Financial Times
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts